Letters to No One.

Hello.

Dear Exam Boards,
I hate you. I'm sorry, but it is true. You make me severly unhappy and stressed at a time when everything is all sunny and nice in the world. I can't go out and be social, I can't sleep, my hand hurts from writing, my brain suffers a nervous breakdown at just the thought of spending 2hours in an exam room. It's unfair. I understand we have to be assessed and get grades to move on with our lives, surely it can be done in a nicer way? A collection of class tests, coursework, overall assessment of our attitude over the year...just a few suggestions there. Also I would like an A-Level option for Harry Potter, that would be much less stressful and I'd have the happiest 2hours of my life in the exam. Sort it out please?
Yours Sincerly,
A Stressed, Tired and Angry AS Student.

Dear Me,
Get some willpower. Get a backbone. Stop putting your head in the sand and sort yourself out. Only you can get yourself out of this mess so start putting things right. Do you realise how much trouble you will get in if she finds out what your doing? Make it worth it if you get caught, they aren't going to magic it away, you need to work as well. When you want to ask something, ask. It's not the end of the world if the answer isnt what you want to hear. It's life, deal with it. Also stop leaving your windows open in the evening, moths come in and freak you out. Stop blogging when you are meant to be revising as well.
Bye,
Me.

Dear Men In Vans/Cars/ On Bikes,
Please don't beep your horns at me when you drive past as I'm waiting for my bus after work. It shows you to be perverted twat who clearly has the smallest penis in the world. Girls don't like getting beeped at, it doesnt make us feel good. So don't do it or I will come round to you house and slash your tires and cut off your tiny manhood. Thanks.
The Girl At The Bus Stop

Dear The People I Work With,
Thank you for complimenting me on my dress today. It is new and I wasn't sure about it, but now I think I'll keep it. Thank you for not telling me off for forgetting my name badge again, I was very tired this morning. Also I like working with you, the job is pretty boring but you make it a laugh. And it helps that the Boss doesn't mind that we all take the piss out of him.
The Weekend Receptionist

Dear The Sunshine,
You make me happy, and red like a lobster because I forget suncream. Please stick around?
A Very Pink Girl

In A While Crocodile.